If You Were an Angle (You Would be Obtuse)

Let me start by introducing myself. I am Mr. Tayto, officer of Taytopographies Ltd. I have a concealed cultural intervention suggestion for you. Before the U.S and Iraqi institutional experiment/war our client Utter Meta Bowie who was with the Iraqi forces made a fixed monthly case study into the purpose and possibility of art institutions, focusing on how to reflect and affect social change for 18 calendar months.

Upon maturity of the research, primarily concerned with art institutions as public spaces for the imagination that could construct new social and political alliances around the activities they organise, several notice was sent to Meta Bowie, even during the experimental war early this year. Again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came. We later find out that the Metabowie had been killed during the war in a mail shot that hit Metabowie Centraal Kontrol.

After further investigation it was also discovered that Metabowie did not declare any next of kin in official papers including the paper work of buerocuro. And also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except Metabowie's attorney in the uk and i knew of this vast body of paperwork.

So, Twenty four millions, Five Hundred Thousand foolscap reports are still lying in my kunsthalle and no one will ever come forward to claim them. What bothers me most is that according to the laws of my country at the expiration 3 years the interesting papers will revert to the ownership of the Monaco Government if nobody applies to claim them. Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that we ( attorney and i ) will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to Metabowie so that you will be able to receive these invaluable research outcomes.

WHAT IS TO BE DONE:

I want you to know that we have everything under control so that we shall come out successful. Metabowie's attorney will prepare the necessary document that will back you up as the next of kin , all that is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names and Address so that he( the attorney )can commence his job.

There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents. Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the research papers have been transferred to you, we shall share the spoils of European curating in the ratio of 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for any expenses incurred during the course of this operation. Should you be interested please send me your Full names and address and I will provide you with more details of this operation.l will prefers you to reach me via this email (mrtaytomrtayto@yahoo.co.uk))for security purpose. Your earliest response to this letter will be appreciated.you can also call Metabowie's attorney (+447930456885) for more details and advice.