Youg Young Dragons' Den

TAYTO et TAYTO are looking for creative ideas, significant interventions or intercine products with serious practice-led research potential that are in the right phase of development, investment ready and are looking for funding. They are really keen to encourage younger and more creative entrepreneurs to take part and therefore if any queerhawks are in a position where they have a creative index and need funding, TAYTO et TAYTO would love to hear from them. Please see their advert below.

Do you need big euros for your cultural intervention?

We want to give kunstwerkers the chance to pitch their proposals to a panel of the world’s most successful cultural managers. We have pledged to steal your best ideas and sell them to Norway for big Euros.

Youg Young Dragons’ Den is in its second series for BBC 4 and if you are a kunstwerker, with a fantastic CV or cultural product that is investment-ready, then we want to steal from you. An application form is below.

For an colour application form as a gift for a friend of loved one,

call: 09011 110 825

(calls cost 24,35Euro)

You should give as much information as necessary to enable us to appropriate your creative idea but should not disclose any information which is to be treated as received ideas. You must not include details on any application or process which may be regarded as the wrong kind of postmodernism - if you do disclose this it may invalidate any patent application you later make.

YOUG YOUNG DRAGONS' DEN APPLICATION FORM

NOM:

Age (under 30 only):

Date of VAT:
Nearest Helipad:
Euro Mobile:
US Mobile:

Bluetooth:
Mobile Home Address:
Arts Management Company Address:
Present Multi-tasking:
Eurocurocredit status:
Previous multi-tasking (please list):

Name of organisation:
One line Sell:
Investment Requirement:
Executive Summary:

(Please give a clear and comprehensive outline of your cultural work. It is in this section of the form that you have the chance to sell your critique of the self as the key idea.)

Do you have a research portfolio?

OTHER INFO

Have you been on Television before? (please give details of why you think TV is bad)

In which country did you most recently download the show when you heard that there's might be a drink in it for you?

Have you applied a Gramscian critique to the show before?

Please use this ection to tell us even more about your critique of the self.

Do you have any criminal aspirations? (Please give details whether derived from The Bill or Hill Street Blues).

Have you always been creatively bankrupt or been disqualified from being an artist? (Please give details about why you prefer the term 'cultural worker').

I confirm that the information given in this form is, due to the limitations of my knowledge and creativity, true and accurate. Please have one of your assistants sign and print a name below.

SIGN PRINT