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‘Juche: Art School State of Mind’ in New Art West Midlands Catalogue 2014 Feb 2014 p. 25-28.  Bradley, R. (ed.). Birmingham: Birmingham Museums Trust

http://newartwestmidlands.org/wp-content/uploads/New-Art-West-Midlands-catalogue-2014.pdf 

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